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When I see these fancy shoes the thing that I think of is a classy elderly man. This man, whos name i think should be "Big Bobby" gre up in New York city during the thirties. His father was a big time banker and a well known philanthropist. "Big Bobby" followed in his fathers footsteps and went to school to become a banker and a buisness man. Big bobby was a straping kind young lad. All the ladies wanted him and all the men wanted to be him. After school Big Bobby went off to tour the world visiting Europe africa and Australia. while in Africa he tamed several adult lions to look after sick children. He also invented a vaccine for a disease in Africa which worked so well no one knows what the disease is anymore. while he was traviling in europe he punched 50 nazis in the face at the same time while saving a kitten and a puppy from a house fire. because of this he is known as Big -nazi punching-puppy-cat-fire-saving-bobby-guy. granted not very creative but a respectful title all the same. Upon his return to America his Banking Buisness took off. It soon became the richist buiseness in the World. Big Bobby was modest with his prophets. He kept the wadges of his workers high and was a well known philanthropist. he strted 10 charities and saved millions of lives that otherwise would have been swallowed up by poverty and drugs. when Big bobby was thirty five he met the love of his life -Famous Egyptologist and Archeaologist: Elanore Thornhill. Bobby and elanore had four kids together and adopted three others. In their old age Bobby and Elanore were foster parents for poor children and their puppies. Elanore and Big bobby traveled the world together during the last years of their lives on a sailing boat built out of bio-degradable recycled materials. Big Bobby and Elanore died on the same day, Christmas day- at the same time in the tropical paradise of Madagascar. To this day people all over the world grieve their deaths. hes got some pretty kick butt shoes.
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